Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
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