I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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