i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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