It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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