this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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