Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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