I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
