am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
and she was petting her beer can
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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