as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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