who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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