Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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