Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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