Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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