love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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