Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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