Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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