i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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