Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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