We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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