i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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