It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
