I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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