Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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