I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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