I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I need to align my fucking chakras
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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