DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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