Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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