Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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