school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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