my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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