why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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