You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
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