I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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