Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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