doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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