Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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