If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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