how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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