There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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