i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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