Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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