I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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