therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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