Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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