He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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