hotel room ftw
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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