No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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