is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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