we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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