I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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