For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Randomize
