Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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