Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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