is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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